1-900-Spice

Oh shit, what's this new 900 number shit?

Let me call this shit and see what the fuck this all about

1-900-S-P-I-C-E

This better not be no bullshit either

Who the fuck is this?

Who the fuck is this?

Hello you reached the motherfuckin' S-P-I-C-E

Me the ruthless nigga from the 187 faculty

I'm fuckin' it up 'cause I'm a nigga from the old school

Straight out the roots like some motherfuckin' soul food

Niggas and bitches hear my rhyme and they be gettin' loose

Because 187 proof'll get the hoes juiced

Excuse expression but I'm simply just a crazy nigga

Who can't help kickin' the funky shit to make my pockets bigger

You try to school S-P-I-C-E get a late pass

Because the facts is pumpin' your ass up like a gauge blast

A-N-T-B-A-N-K-S is kickin' funky jams

Knockin' you niggas out the box like a batter ram

I got the faculty in back of me, don't mess with me

'Cause murderism is my motherfuckin' specialty

Comin' with the gangsta shit, I kick it all the time bitch

Talkin' 'bout killin' motherfuckers, dumpin' 'em in the ditch

'Cause if it's funky yo it's funky nigga deal with it

Punk ass niggas be comin' fake I'm comin' real with it

I'm sick as fuck so don't step to me and play me close

I'll have you hung from a motherfuckin' phone post

Spice One is kickin' the funky gangsta shit that's hard and pure

I won't be needin' a doctor, 187's the cure

Because I'm quick to pick the phone up and say fuck 'em all

This is an obscene phone call